People who give you The BIG Sale...rant

rossyl

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I should state that this is not against any particular profession, these people come in all walks of life whether down the pub, on the other end of the phone speaking rubbish, or in a meeting etc.

I HATE it when people give you the BIG SALE. When they think they know what you need, tell you that what they've got to sell you is rare, that you are special for having even been offered it, and, of course, its an amazing deal and it is only available for a nano-second.

For some reason such people are unescapable.

I have recently been looking for a new job, I've spoken to a number of recruiters and nearly all have been fine to talk to. Some more useful than others, some slightly more pushy, but all generally fine. Then there is this one guy, he is an idiot.

If he leaves me a voicemail it sounds as if he needs my help to dis-arm a bomb, he makes it sounds so urgent. He starts every phone call with "OK Rossyl., OK ROSSYL, I've got some GREAT great news that I am SURE that you will be interested in. I've spoken to X and they said they are interested in you, now I don't say this about everyone, but this is a GREAT opportunity". :ohh: . Idiot.

Yesterday on the train I saw some bloke trying to explain to his, I presume, acquaitance, as the bloke was obviously desperate to get away from him, that he'd got a load of one-size fits all phone covers that were the best phone covers ever. For 15 minutes he banged on about flipping phone covers to this poor bloke who kept trying to read his book. One person on the train actually started laughing.

Last year when selling and buying a property, I kept receiving emails from our estate agent that for a start made absolutely no sense, the only thing that i could gather was that I was going to lose both my sale and purchase every other minute of the day! On speaking to my seller and buyer, this was far from the truth.

Where does this mentality come from!!

Sorry, I realise this is a pointless rant. I am sure people get equally annoyed by someone posting pointless rants on forums!!:crazy:
 

RSM Masser

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Too true - I also find utterly perplexing why certain people from all walks of life insist on dressing up like Bradley Wiggins complete with bum pouches skin tight lycra (despite having a BMI close to 50%) then get on a train with their folding Brompton bicycle dripping like a knackered fridge, smelling like the unwashed heathen they are and want to sit next to me on the fooking train!.

If they tried to sell me something it would top it all off!
 

Parisien

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...hit a nerve there RSM..............tell me how often does this happen......have you had words........?!...;)


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Parisien

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....exercise whilst important, very rarely deals with weight issues..........and yes all that tightly fitting lycra on a bloated human male carcass......ever so repulsive.......;)


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rossyl

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The number of people cycling wearing lycra and with fixed pedals in the City is amazing.

You aren't going far enough to warrant the lycra.
You need to stop every 50-60meters, so why bother with the clip pedals?

That flipping prat of a recruiter now has his mate after me trying to find out why I don't want to hear about anything they have to offer. Constantly bothering someone won't flipping endear you to them.

Now...where are those pills....
 

Parisien

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Rossyl....you know the way, people put stickers on their front doors/mail box...."No flyers, circulars or salesmen" etc



Get yourself a medium sized badge and stick it on your lapel....saying something similar.......just point to it..........


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CliveP1

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count to 10 and relax been getting used to it lately. some estate agent WH AND A COLOUR... will not leave you alone. every other day how is it going? can we help? and the amount times you say NO, NO and NO.
You would think they might get the message, as we have said we need to see floorplans as OH has a hospital bed, hoist wheelchair and all the other things she needs and you say the smallest reception room needs to be at least 13ft x 13ft do they listen like F**K they do.
:ohh:
 

2b1ask1

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....exercise whilst important, very rarely deals with weight issues..........and yes all that tightly fitting lycra on a bloated human male carcass......ever so repulsive.......;)


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Thats it! I'm not wearing my mankini at the Christmas bash this year.....
 

Phil H

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The number of people cycling wearing lycra and with fixed pedals in the City is amazing.

You aren't going far enough to warrant the lycra.
You need to stop every 50-60meters, so why bother with the clip pedals?

That flipping prat of a recruiter now has his mate after me trying to find out why I don't want to hear about anything they have to offer. Constantly bothering someone won't flipping endear you to them.

Now...where are those pills....

Yes, but think of the alternative; were it not for Lycra you might have to put up with something like this instead.

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CatmanV2

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Too true - I also find utterly perplexing why certain people from all walks of life insist on dressing up like Bradley Wiggins complete with bum pouches skin tight lycra (despite having a BMI close to 50%) then get on a train with their folding Brompton bicycle dripping like a knackered fridge, smelling like the unwashed heathen they are and want to sit next to me on the fooking train!.

MAMILs they are called :)

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