Only Fools and Horses
Discussing the name of Del and Raquel's unborn child:
Trigger: "If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave."
In the Nag's Head pub:
Mike: "I've had certificates for my beer."
Trigger: "Yeah, I've had a few days off work with it as well."
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I've been eating British beef all my life”
The road-sweeper discussing his trusty broom:
Trigger: "And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time."
Sid: "How the **** can it be the same bloody broom then?"
Trigger: "There's the picture. What more proof do you need?"
At a school reunion:
Del Boy: "We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at left-back, we had... camaraderie."
Trigger: "Was that the Italian boy?"
After Rodney warns against eating beef:
Trigger: "I don't know what you're worried about. I've been eating British beef all my life."
About his father:
Trigger: "He died a couple of years before I was born."
Arriving at the council tip to find it closed:
Del Boy: "You said it was open 24 hours a day."
Trigger: "Yeah, but not at night."
Outside court:
Trigger: "When I go in there, I'll just say I hear voices."
Denzil: "Trigger, you're not on trial, you're a character witness."
Trigger: "I know. But I still hear voices."
