Red Meat

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maserati

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A man walks into a crowded pub and he notices two pieces of meat stuck to the ceiling. Filled with curiousity he asks the landlord. The landlord didn't explain but offered a challenge instead. 'If you can jump up and get those pieces of meat down I will buy you a drink but if you can't then you will have to buy everyone in the bar a drink' Now the man pondedered a moment whilst thinking about the numbers of people and the maths. He then shook his head and apologised' Sorry the 'stakes' are too high'.

Regards,

Paul
 
Parisien

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Paul...thats a strikeable post...UM will be along shortly....hope your affairs are in order...........



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Parisien

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Paul..........am sorry UM must be on holiday.........so...its my solemn duty to administer same......{{{smack}}}....{{{smack}}}}............mind you I get the impression you enjoyed that....;)


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