I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place last night (I won't name them), placed it on the kitchen work top and as I was getting plates, I heard the bags rustling and moving!! I thought what the **** is that?! Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was so scared as the bag was moving around, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the floor, frying pan in one hand and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ....
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... A Peeking Duck!!!!!!!!
I know, I'll get my coat