Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

 

[Andyk]

 

[Wack61]

 

[CatmanV2]

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[midlifecrisis]

 

[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

I was sorry to hear on the news that a man was run over by a boat in Venice…
My gondolences are with his family

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[CatmanV2]

Perhaps our Leftpondian colleagues can explain joke?

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[happydaze]

I was sorry to hear on the news that a man was run over by a boat in Venice…
My gondolences are with his family

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Far canal !!!

 

[spkennyuk]

Perhaps our Leftpondian colleagues can explain joke?

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No self respecting Texan would have suggested a 9mm. Much more likely to suggest a couple of these.



Or this.

 

[Nibby]

 

[philw696]

 

[RodTungsten]

“Do you know where I can get a toupee?” Off the top of my head, no.

 

[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

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[philw696]

 

[philw696]

It was only a matter of time, first hybrids
then electric and now vegan

 

[Nibby]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Further to this my cell was playing up so I retrunked it...