Terrible Jokes Thread

[Phil H]

the customer and the shop assistant

Sounds like the subject of another book, in Dutch of course.

 

[MarkMas]

Not much call for it round here...

Not much call for it? Its the single most popular comedy sketch in the country!

 

[CatmanV2]

Not much call for it? Its the single most popular comedy sketch in the country!

Not round here it's not.

Anyway, the cat's had it.

C

 

[MarkMas]

Not round here it's not.

Anyway, the cat's had it.

C

Has he?

 

[midlifecrisis]

Delivery driver's van broke down this morning...

 

[MarkMas]

Delivery driver's van broke down this morning...

Sorry to hear that.

Surely that sort of thing belongs in the 'good morning' thread?

 

[midlifecrisis]

Sorry to hear that.

Surely that sort of thing belongs in the 'good morning' thread?

It is now...

 

[BJL]

 

[MarkMas]

Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me.

I'm fine - I only suffered superfishoil injuries.

 

[Harry]

Holiday Viz reading….

 

[Swedish Paul]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[2b1ask1]

Got a new rescue dog; I think it was owned by a blacksmith, I kicked its ar$e and it made a bolt for the door!

 

[Harry]

Got a new rescue dog; I think it was owned by a blacksmith, I kicked its ar$e and it made a bolt for the door!

MarkMas did that joke 2/3/23! It’s a good one.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

Good Old Lego never to miss an opportunity

 

[MarkMas]

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@Harry , do you want to say it again?

 

[Flint]

You know that look a woman gives you when she's sexually attracted to you ?

Me neither.