Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
STRONG WINDS COMING FROM BRUSSELS

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[CatmanV2]

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[CatmanV2]

My friend's name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
It's pronounced 'Noel'

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[MarkMas]

My friend's name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
It's pronounced 'Noel'

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Noe Gaagher's High Fying Birds.

 

[philw696]

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Not if you had a Lancia Beta or a Alfa Sud

 

[Ewan]

If lightning hit an orchestra, who would it strike first?

 

[Ewan]

The conductor.

 

[Harry]

 

[CatmanV2]

Just rang Argos to see if they had the game 'Operation' in stock…
Apparently there's a two year waiting list!

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[CatmanV2]

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song...
'Duvet Know It's Christmas?'
It's a cover

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[Ebenezer]

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song...
'Duvet Know It's Christmas?'
It's a cover

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Boomtown Rats were booked to play Exeter Uni that Christmas. Needless to say that was postponed and we got "Don't they know it's Easter time again" when they finally did turn up!
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[CatmanV2]

Glad I missed this!

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[Phil H]

Glad I missed this!

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He does a great rendition of Tubular Bowels.

 

[CatmanV2]

Loving the new mug rack I got for Christmas!

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[CatmanV2]

Angel of the Morph

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[midlifecrisis]

 

[midlifecrisis]

If lightning hit an orchestra, who would it strike first?

If lightning hit a bus, who would it strike first?

 

[DLax69]

If lightning hit a bus, who would it strike first?

Me.

 

[Swedish Paul]

Me.

Do you have busses?

 

[CatmanV2]

Do you have busses?

Have you not seen Speed?

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