Probably call him Catfish from now on then or Jumping Mullet....
Water insult!
I really don't understand how anyone cod take you at all seriously.
Notfishtanding your track record of talking pollocks on every subject in the known tunaverse, your general attitude is off the scale. You're far far too tench, and that's coming from me, your biggest fin.
I know, that comes across as a shad artifishial, but is that really the fishue here?
My polisea for the weekend is not to give anyone too much greef, especially my chums.
Shoald I change this do you fink? Just become more sardineonic? I'm wrassinling with my conscience here. Perched on the edge of my sea, as it were. Dablling in this thread.
I can't salmon the urge to get more involved and bait anyone. I think we'll all roe the day this habit started. It's not brilliant, and not clever. We should all just cuttle off, and stop being so goby, tarn it. I mean, tang it all! How many fish pun threads have there been? Is someone just trawling us?
Next time I won't even flitch
C
PS hows the turbot charged 3200?
PPS, try a little harder, Hoki?