Useful Phrases

[MarkMas]

'Thank you for bringing the manners of the theatre into our humble home.'

 

[MarkMas]

"Gertcha cowson! " as you show them the back of your hand.

 

[DLax69]

Champagne taste and beer money

When you know, you know

Pay yourself first

 

[Swedish Paul]

Charity starts at home.

 

[zagatoes30]

2 wrongs don't make a right

but 3 lefts do

 

[RodTungsten]

Sing like no one is listening
dance like no one is watching
love like you never been hurt
and live like it is heaven on earth.

 

[JMS]

Bulldog licking **** off a nettle.

‘Face like a bag of fire-damaged Lego’ is my personal fave.

 

[Zep]

‘Face like a bag of fire-damaged Lego’ is my personal fave.

#new favourite

 

[Gazcw]

Have we had?

S**t happens

 

[damnawivdaplan]

going to see a man about a dog.
same s**t, different day.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Short arms, deep pockets

 

[HenrysDad]

Short arms, deep pockets

Did that! I have friends with these characteristics.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Did that! I have friends with these characteristics.

Don't we all!

 

[Spartacus]

A f*nny like Rick Steins bin

 

[daverichardson]

If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me

 

[2b1ask1]

Just a smidgen....

 

[Nibby]

A face like a painter's radio

 

[happydaze]

If you keep doing that, you'll go blind...

 

[JMS]

If someone’s engine sounds a bit rough:

That sounds like a Dalek having a w@nk in a dustbin

 

[happydaze]

Curiosity killed the cat...