Useful Phrases

[Lozzer]

Like a monkey trying to **** a football.

 

[Wattie]

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

 

[RodTungsten]

Our reach often exceeds our grasp.

Spare the Rod and spoil the child.

Give me the child until seven and I will show you the man.

(Mods - is it possible to extract this thread’s text? So I can hammer these into the little darlings’ heads.)

 

[Guy]

A face like a torn scone!!!

or a bulldog chewing a wasp - sorry, just read someone beat me to that one!

'you don't sweat much for a fat lass' was regularly used by old RAF mates clubbing in Doncaster......

 

[gb-gta]

Watch this!!

(usually followed by some kind of injury or crash)

 

[Ebenezer]

Face perfect for radio

Eb

 

[EnzoMC]

one fitting for today
Can’t rain all the time Brandon Lee

 

[philw696]

Wax on Wax off.

 

[Hurricane52]

Better to be looking at it, than for it.

(Our favourite logistical phrase at work)

 

[GTVGEOFF]

The devil makes work for idle hands

 

[RSM Masser]

A face like a torn scone!!!

A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Or licking Pi55 of a nettle

should have read the thread first!

To lower the tone a bit when talking about a promiscuous member of the opposite sex

Fanny like a bill posters bucket

 

[MarkMas]

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Marriage is a Ponzi scheme, where you put half your capital at risk, in the hope of getting loads of interest.

 

[RodTungsten]

What could possibly go wrong?
Closely followed by - I didn’t expect that!

 

[Canova]

"I'd give my right arm to be able to play the piano"

Sir Bobby Robson, RIP