Are they red?Seems fair, I get very, very angry about the colour of my neighbours lamp shades. I never see them, or use them but they are a ** colour. It boils my **.
You've gone a bit Philip K Dick / Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep on us there, Peter.I would love to have a horse, but not keen on the feeding, cleaning up poop, and the general cost of care... maybe I could electrify one and a stuffed one on wheels... all the looks and charm without the pain.