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urbanmaser

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Stormgirl said:
Stormgirl when I asked you to join the forum back at the Ace Cafe in December in my wildest dreams I never thought you would cause such a STORM...................this thread will go on for a long time yet.......................Us males are so sad............enjoy the attention :jptongue:[
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So this is what you call attention? :clap:[/QUOTE]

Dinner is on me Storm.........it may only be at the Ace Cafe and not the Ivy but at least thats some kind of attention. You never know I may even let you sit in my car and play with my accelerator.............how could you refuse an offer like that????????
 
Parisien

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urbanmaser said:
So this is what you call attention? :clap:
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Dinner is on me Storm.........it may only be at the Ace Cafe and not the Ivy but at least thats some kind of attention. You never know I may even let you sit in my car and play with my accelerator.............how could you refuse an offer like that????????[/QUOTE]

You're such a charmer UM.....how is SG going to resist!!!!???


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Parisien said:
Dinner is on me Storm.........it may only be at the Ace Cafe and not the Ivy but at least thats some kind of attention. You never know I may even let you sit in my car and play with my accelerator.............how could you refuse an offer like that????????
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You're such a charmer UM.....how is SG going to resist!!!!???


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Frank I am a qualified charmologist and I am quite prepared to offer my services on here for a nominal fee. In deed I have already given advice to Matt and Loz on how to get on the better side of their women
 
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dem maser said:
i pay you for advice i need to keep my woman on side......
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Dem, like all things in life, there's an easy way and a hard way... Oh, hang on, we're talking about women aren't we...... Scratch that......

Dem, Like all things in life where women are involved you're flocked. Accept it and move on. It's the best way otherwise it'll just fester.

Oh and STOP FARTING WHEN IN THE COMPANY OF WOMEN!! :)

Hope this proves helpful?

Cheers, Dr. Miles. DbS (Doctor of ........)
 
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In view of the fate of Andy Gray and Richard Keys at Sky Sports I intend to moderate the forum for any sexist remarks that may cuse me to lose my job here at SportsMaserati and of course the fat salary and bonus I am on which amounts to a staggering sum of ZERO

By the way for those of you jealous of that salary let me say that it is before tax
 
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Emtee said:
Dem, like all things in life, there's an easy way and a hard way... Oh, hang on, we're talking about women aren't we...... Scratch that......

Dem, Like all things in life where women are involved you're flocked. Accept it and move on. It's the best way otherwise it'll just fester.

Oh and STOP FARTING WHEN IN THE COMPANY OF WOMEN!! :)

Hope this proves helpful?

Cheers, Dr. Miles. DbS (Doctor of ........)
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thanx doc hahahahahahahahaha
 
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dem maser

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urbanmaser said:
In view of the fate of Andy Gray and Richard Keys at Sky Sports I intend to moderate the forum for any sexist remarks that may cuse me to lose my job here at SportsMaserati and of course the fat salary and bonus I am on which amounts to a staggering sum of ZERO

By the way for those of you jealous of that salary let me say that it is before tax
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was hoping there was a job for me on here UM......
 
Parisien

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Suspect they were ambushed.........wanted rid of....ways of the world.........................and all an sundry knew about how they expressed themselves as regards the female gender......sooner or later they get ya.......


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Parisien

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....well UM...as they say.....................

What do ya do when a bird poos on your car................




Dump her.....;)....;)

Shooting her is a bit OTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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