Hello everyone

[Andyk]

Well better out than in Dem....For you any way

 

[urbanmaser]

QUOTE=Stormgirl;64764]hmmm time to get back on track I think? Could this be the longest thread ever with you guys digressing? ::auto11:[/QUOTE]

Stormgirl when I asked you to join the forum back at the Ace Cafe in December in my wildest dreams I never thought you would cause such a STORM...................this thread will go on for a long time yet.......................Us males are so sad............enjoy the attention [

 

[dem maser]

mrs got my paper today.......old man was there she said...shall i dare tomorrow??

 

[GransportFan1]

go for it dem, you dont want the woman in the newsagent to think your scared, go tomorrow and make sure you make a good impression i.e, dont let one rip.

 

[dem maser]

will go with a hat and scarf.......

 

[Emtee]

mrs got my paper today.......old man was there she said...shall i dare tomorrow??

No Dem!!! You have now got Mrs Dem getting your paper for you!!!!!

Job done. You can now fart all you like in the comfort of your own home....

Hope this advice proves helpful......

 

[dem maser]

hahahahaha your right......shes going to get in the habit now every morning......i wont change it....

 

[GransportFan1]

That is good advice from Miles Dem, i would go with what Miles says.

 

[dem maser]

i told her to get up 5m ins earlier everyday...and i want my eggs over easy!!

 

[Andyk]

No Dem!!! You have now got Mrs Dem getting your paper for you!!!!!

Job done. You can now fart all you like in the comfort of your own home....

Hope this advice proves helpful......

Agree with Miles....The damage has been done...There is no going back...

 

[dem maser]

just woke up and sitting here reading the paper hahahahaha

 

[GransportFan1]

i take it the missus went for the paper then?

 

[dem maser]

ohhh yeah.......

 

[GransportFan1]

Dem, be brave and go tomorrow, you cant let that fart incident stop you going the newsagent again.

 

[dem maser]

i been wanting a choc all day and aint been, went out of my way tp go to sainsburys

 

[GransportFan1]

oh dem, dont be afraid, it was just unfortunate that you farted, i am sure it wont happen again.

 

[Andyk]

I bet she has forgot about it now Dem...All she will see when you walk in is a well toned Spartan...

 

[Stormgirl]

QUOTE=Stormgirl;64764]hmmm time to get back on track I think? Could this be the longest thread ever with you guys digressing? ::auto11:

Stormgirl when I asked you to join the forum back at the Ace Cafe in December in my wildest dreams I never thought you would cause such a STORM...................this thread will go on for a long time yet.......................Us males are so sad............enjoy the attention [[/QUOTE]

So this is what you call attention?

 

[Andyk]

Dem, now theres another attractive lady who knows you have farted in public...... Posting this on SG thread...You may have well just done it on front of her........Back to square one...

 

[dem maser]

**** sake....i just got up and saw this....2 beautiful women in 2 days.......right thats it on this now....just going to sit back and read the paper now....