that could be a nasty pr1ck waiting to happen, sorry to lower the tone
Two nuns are driving down a country lane late one night.
Suddenly, a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car, hissing and scratching at the windscreen!
“Ooh, Sister Mary - quickly, show him your cross”! Says a panicking Sister Bernadette!
Sister Mary quickly winds the window and leans out, “Get off the fecking bonnet, you pr1ck”! She shouts!
i'll get my coat