What makes you grin

The **** I find in my garage


Arnold says, with this you can look like me


Murray Feinberg says , **** you Arnold

Wack61 said:

The **** I find in my garage
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Did any of it work?

MarkMas said:

Did any of it work?

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It all works, just not on me

For anyone in the south that thinks it's grim up north , this is not a major road

Just watching American graffiti on Netflix, made in 1973
That Jamie Oliver has aged well

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A typical day on the railway....

I stopped at a big baps butty van a few years ago , she'd described her business well and hit the target market perfectly ,men in vans and trucks

I Bet the chat with the bank loans manager went like this

What wan you offer that your competitors can't

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Apparently pet vegetables is a thing amongst rich Londoners.

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Apparently pet vegetables is a thing amongst rich Londoners.
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I can't stand that man. Wouldn't surprise me if he had a pet cabbage.

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CatmanV2 said:

I can't stand that man. Wouldn't surprise me if he had a pet cabbage.

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But there is nothing wrong with wanting your own turnip.

CatmanV2 said:

I can't stand that man. Wouldn't surprise me if he had a pet cabbage.

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I know it’s not my own Turnip, it’s half a Sweed, but it’s mine!

Leaving work last night at around 8:30pm and Gatwick's roads are still relatively quiet so the roundabouts effectively become chicanes. I driven round them so many times, I know where to look and when to stop or slow if there's traffic on the right. I get to the roundabout before the Shell station and simply flick round it to go past the petrol station, I noticed an oncoming Surrey/Sussex police SUV and he probably heard me giving it a bootful so swings round. No blues and twos, but thinks he's I've not clocked him. I simply flick through the next roundabout outside the North Terminal, and he's a good 300 yards behind. South Terminal roundabout is quickly dispatched, I probably should have waited for the traffic but I had the speed and acceleration to safely join it. I made sure that I follow the lanes round this one as plod has gained on me. (I stuck to the 50 limit!). It's 60mph on the M23 spur and rozzer it now on my tail. Clearly waiting for me do something so he's got it on camera or ANPR to check for any discrepancies. Sport off, cruise on 60mph, left hand lane...get to the M23 roundabout and I'm now in full IAM mode, clearly p!ssed off, he swings round the roundabout to go back to eat his doughnuts and coffee, ironically outside where I work, where no one can see them skive.

Moral of the story, if you're driving exuberantly, be observant.

This makes me not only grin but laugh out load at those who believe in tech for the sake of tech...

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One for @philw696 ?

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