The whinging bitches politics poo-bin thread
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Standard practice in Aerospatiale canteen Toulouse. Very egalitarian
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Same in Italy, at the Thales factory in Gorgonzola, they wander over to a cafe for lunch, then promptly try to get the customer (me) drunk on grappa so that they'll sign off the factory acceptance test...
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There's another Boris shït storm coming in about a party in May 2020.
Phil will post more memes about it.
We'll all laugh, except those who have concrete for brains...
But in the words of our incompetent but glorious leader
' let's just move on' .
Phil will post more memes about it.
We'll all laugh, except those who have concrete for brains...
But in the words of our incompetent but glorious leader
' let's just move on' .
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Just read about it and it's shocking in my mind but most will say it's old news and just not care about it.
What it shows is that they feel they are superior to the rest of us.
I really hope they get held accountable for their actions as future generations will be paying for it for the rest of their lives.
I'm actually very lucky that the bulk of my working life is finished and now I can just play in my little bit of France in my workshop.
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Not just this lot, the same can be said for every politician, from all political persuasions.# don't trust any of them
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This is brilliant ...
Matt Hancock was doing an annual visit to a hospital. As always, he was looking for something to beat the NHS with to show how badly run and loss making things were there.
Hancock checked all the books and then did his tour. While on the tour he turned to the ward manager and said, "I notice you buy and use a lot of bandages. What do you do with the plastic middle out of the roll?" "Good question", noted the ward manager, "we save them up and send them back to Johnson and Johnson and every once in a while, they send us a free bandage roll. We like recycle whenever possible." "Oh" he said somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went in his tour to the next ward. "What about all these coloured casts you dispense. They seem to be rather a waste of money?"
"Ah, yes", replied the ward manager realizing that Hancock was trying to trap her, "we ask that any patient wishing a coloured cast donates £1 which is far in excess of the 10p the colouring actually costs". Hancock was determined to fluster the ward manager. So on they went to the next ward. "Well, what do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?" "Here too we do not like wasting", said the manager.
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the government in London and about once a year, at this exact time, they send us a complete *****".
Matt Hancock was doing an annual visit to a hospital. As always, he was looking for something to beat the NHS with to show how badly run and loss making things were there.
Hancock checked all the books and then did his tour. While on the tour he turned to the ward manager and said, "I notice you buy and use a lot of bandages. What do you do with the plastic middle out of the roll?" "Good question", noted the ward manager, "we save them up and send them back to Johnson and Johnson and every once in a while, they send us a free bandage roll. We like recycle whenever possible." "Oh" he said somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went in his tour to the next ward. "What about all these coloured casts you dispense. They seem to be rather a waste of money?"
"Ah, yes", replied the ward manager realizing that Hancock was trying to trap her, "we ask that any patient wishing a coloured cast donates £1 which is far in excess of the 10p the colouring actually costs". Hancock was determined to fluster the ward manager. So on they went to the next ward. "Well, what do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?" "Here too we do not like wasting", said the manager.
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the government in London and about once a year, at this exact time, they send us a complete *****".
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'Ave an 'eart mate.
How would you feel when steering the nation though a global pandemic whilst making babies and choosing wallpaper? All the while your right hand man has gone for an eyesight test - leaving you to address the nation in its hour of need, your family support bubble is away for the annual inspection of their overseas investment property, and the minions designated as
Life's not easy for a politician y'know, and you should be mindful of that when extracting the urine.
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Or maybe, and I know it may be surprising, most of them (currently) don't agree with you? Or didn't when the Tories last won an election.
Or preferred a Tory Bell End to a Labour one.
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