Adams first Maserati........:)

Parisien

Parisien

Moderator
Messages
34,927
Don't you just love sales patter.........see excerpt from ebay auction below.....note my highlights in red.........sorry couldn't resist!!!


For sale is this 1982 Maserati Quattroporte 4 door exotic cruiser.....aka P*U*S*S*Y magnet in UK terms....;)

Engine and transmission are in good working condition.

Interior is complete but some panels are disassembled.......40000 pieces perhaps...?!

Body is rustfree and no accidents. Body does have some minor scratches and dings.

Windshield is missing.....oooppsssss....how much a new one....£500...$1000 or £2000!!!!

Drivetrain would be great in a street rod or just make the car a ratrod....WTF... a ratrod....am lost now!!!!

Has independent rear suspension..........eeemmm...........really.....?????.....;)

Full leather interior.

NO RESERVE


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1982...1969552?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item3cb3a4f310


P
 
GransportFan1

GransportFan1

Member
Messages
17,857
Have you noticed it doesn't say lovely runner on the ad, that means it starts first time :D:D:D that is a ***** magnet P, only 500 dollers so far, could go cheap.
 
Parisien

Parisien

Moderator
Messages
34,927
GransportFan1 said:
Have you noticed it doesn't say lovely runner on the ad, that means it starts first time :D:D:D that is a ***** magnet P, only 500 dollers so far, could go cheap.
Click to expand...

...a good sign.............................checking your savings already Adam?


P
 
Parisien

Parisien

Moderator
Messages
34,927
You could get your very own harem in the back.................................your dad would have to buy a stick to beat the girls off of you.....;)


P
 
GransportFan1

GransportFan1

Member
Messages
17,857
Just asked my mum about the pu55y magnet, she said she doesn't want that old tub on the drive, she is referring to the QP.:too_sad::too_sad:
 
Parisien

Parisien

Moderator
Messages
34,927
GransportFan1 said:
Just asked my mum about the pu55y magnet, she said she doesn't want that old tub on the drive, she is referring to the QP.:too_sad::too_sad:
Click to expand...

..hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................bit of an up-hill struggle by the sounds of it Adam........seeing as your mum wears both the trousers and underpants in your abode.....:(


P
 
GransportFan1

GransportFan1

Member
Messages
17,857
she does wear the trousers, under garments and jumper in our house hold, one day i will just buy a Bi Turbo or something and plonk it on the drive and make sure it is spewing oil all over the drive and garage floor. That will give her something to rant about :D:D
 
2b1ask1

2b1ask1

Special case
Messages
20,287
"Mi Mum won't let me mend it in the kitchin; I got to fix it in the gardin!!!" = Jasper Carrott 'Funky Moped' circa 77?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.