Another bloody ding !!!

RonnieMack

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Having a day off today so I thought I'd give my wifes Audi a quick wash only to find another "Ding" on the drivers side door !!!!
She's always very carefull where she parks but we still get hit. Apparently saying "At least it wasn't the Massa" doesnt help the situation it merely escalates the tension! What is it with these in-bred myopic fools and their inability to perform basic tasks such as parking!!! Thank you for letting me vent, that's my rant over, now I'm going outside to shout at the pigeons.
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Ronnie :banghead2:
 
Parisien

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...have several dings................one on roof.....?!....will only get them done when selling car on...........the law of diminishing returns and all that.....;)


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conaero

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I feel your pain.

The one I have seen women do that winds me up is they very carefully rest the door against the opposing car, then lever their fat @rse out the car through the gap that is too small....why bother!
 
BennyD

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Perhaps it makes them feel thin, being able to squeeze through such small gaps. Who knows?
 
BennyD

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P, I've been called a lot of things in my life, most of them justified, but fat is not one of them. Im built like a racing snake and I can get through gaps that a lot of 40 somethings might get stuck in. Perhaps yourself included!;)
 
RonnieMack

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In the supermarket car park the other week I saw a woman with half a dozen bags/boxes of shopping walking up to a row of parked cars. She plonked the shopping onto the bonnet of the car next to hers, opened her boot and then SLID the shopping off the bonnet and into her car! I had to take 3 Haliborange tablets and have a lie down! AAAAGGGHH!!
 
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Conaero said:
I feel your pain.

The one I have seen women do that winds me up is they very carefully rest the door against the opposing car, then lever their fat @rse out the car through the gap that is too small....why bother!
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Unfortunately my mrs used to do this until we really got together and she knows the abuse i give her for car park etiquet so now shes good.....
 
Easyplan66

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don't get me started on car parks, don't take the maser to car parks as I would probably get arrested if someone dented it....
 
RonnieMack

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Didn't Beyonce sing a song about this sort of thing ? "If you like it, then you should have put a ding on it "
Wah, wah, wah
 
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Why when you park on your own do you always find a car right next to you on return despite parking the greatest distance from the supermarket doors? I guess some people are like sheep.
 
conaero

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RonnieMack said:
In the supermarket car park the other week I saw a woman with half a dozen bags/boxes of shopping walking up to a row of parked cars. She plonked the shopping onto the bonnet of the car next to hers, opened her boot and then SLID the shopping off the bonnet and into her car! I had to take 3 Haliborange tablets and have a lie down! AAAAGGGHH!!
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Quality, you have to admire their front!
 
Andyk

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Parisien said:
...have several dings................one on roof.....?!....will only get them done when selling car on...........the law of diminishing returns and all that.....;)


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Me to Frank....I noticed o one my roof the other day and a few on the side....Luckly you can only see them in certain light...Still a pain though.
 
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