Another bloody ding !!!

[BennyD]

Some people, usually young mum's with a car full of screaming kids, regard cars as consumables and treat them accordingly. They don't care when their car gets dinged and don't care when they ding someone else's. I would love to catch one in the act!

 

[tess]

i blooming hate that, i always park miles away from the shop so i can park on my own so the stoopid people who dont give a toss can ding to their hearts contents, other peeps cars...then you come back and someone has parked so close you cant get in the bloomin car...grrrrr makes me soooooooo mad....

 

[Easyplan66]

In the supermarket car park the other week I saw a woman with half a dozen bags/boxes of shopping walking up to a row of parked cars. She plonked the shopping onto the bonnet of the car next to hers, opened her boot and then SLID the shopping off the bonnet and into her car! I had to take 3 Haliborange tablets and have a lie down! AAAAGGGHH!!

that's amazing, just when you think people can't get any more stupid they go and proove you wrong

 

[Emtee]

In the supermarket car park the other week I saw a woman with half a dozen bags/boxes of shopping walking up to a row of parked cars. She plonked the shopping onto the bonnet of the car next to hers, opened her boot and then SLID the shopping off the bonnet and into her car! I had to take 3 Haliborange tablets and have a lie down! AAAAGGGHH!!

Though it is only actively enforceable if you yourself have purchased the correct groceries prior to the atrocity mentioned above; I'm sure I recall it being passed into law that you can, in such circumstances, approach said woman and beat her to death with a fresh Halibut.

 

[2b1ask1]

Though it is only actively enforceable if you yourself have purchased the correct groceries prior to the atrocity mentioned above; I'm sure I recall it being passed into law that you can, in such circumstances, approach said woman and beat her to death with a fresh Halibut.

Em, That might end up with you being striped up like a kipper (Glasgow majistrate)?

 

[BennyD]

Though it is only actively enforceable if you yourself have purchased the correct groceries prior to the atrocity mentioned above; I'm sure I recall it being passed into law that you can, in such circumstances, approach said woman and beat her to death with a fresh Halibut.

Miles, that was certainly the case until 2009 when the Road Traffic Act was amended. Now it states; "When the plaintiff sees the defendant (known hereafter as the halfwit fecking w4nker), causing damage to any vehicle but more pertinently to his/her own, he/she (the plaintiff) may make up the law as he/she goes along but must, in any case, cause sufficient suffering, either verbal, physical or mental, so as to make sure the halfwit fecking w4nker is aware as to the error of his, but most usually her, ways. Failure to do so will be in breach of common law and will be subject to........ You get the picture. Oh, and don't quote this when in front of the beak!

 

[conaero]

After 8 years of marriage, my wife is now starting to park her car on the otherside of the supermarket car park, yippeee, its finally sunk in!

 

[dem maser]

i dont get that, she parks at the nearest space, next to bangers.........

 

[conaero]

Otherside, as in the bit with nobody in it, and walk.

You will always see my cars out there.

 

[dem maser]

when i go, with the seat or smart i still park long way away........

 

[Parisien]

P, I've been called a lot of things in my life, most of them justified, but fat is not one of them. Im built like a racing snake and I can get through gaps that a lot of 40 somethings might get stuck in. Perhaps yourself included!

....am an ex-racing snake myself........................


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[Parisien]

After 8 years of marriage, my wife is now starting to park her car on the otherside of the supermarket car park, yippeee, its finally sunk in!

...I wait in car til shoppings done......fulltime securitiy my car has....


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[dem maser]

Next time we go asda, thur, ill record it secretly on the iphone our conversation as we enter the car park......you will laugh at how ill tell her to park in space but she will leave it by the space with an old rover next to it where its a tight fit anyway