Not looking for sympathy.
Felt terrible yesterday so packed myself off too bed.Lying there, relaxing watching the sport.Strewth!!! Looks out into garden
Pet kangaroo, Skippy’s escaped, he’s just jumping around the garden,
Spent an hour trying to tie my kangaroo down
Sport- missing it all. Just running around trying to my kangaroo down.
Useless on my own, I’ll call Lou and together we can tie my kangaroo down (He’s on the scene pronto)
Sport- just catching glimpses of it reallly as together we try to tie my kangaroo down.
Lou gives up after 10 minutes, snags himself a snag from the barbie and just sits there playing my digeridoo , while I run around trying to tie my kangaroo down,
Idea, I’ll call my expat mate Steve. We’ve drifted apart in recent months. (He’s a remainer, even tho he's left! some may argue,fair dinkum imo, thats hypocritical/double standards) Steve’s a decent bloke though and is on the scene quickly.
Together we try to tie my kangaroo down,
Sport- no bloody idea what’s going on now. Steve and I are hopeless together. I’ve a plan, he won’t follow it. Steve’s plan is even worse than his wife’s Mays.....who also turns up pleading for me to follow hers. Its total bollox so no chance. May joins Lou and incredibly starts speaking fluent Manchurian, very impressive.
'eseht era yelevol segasuas (these are lovely sausages)' she says.
"i t'nevah dah eno ni sega ( i haven't had one in ages).
Tempted to reply, i remain silent.
Hours pass.
“Don’t be sad when we leave, Steve. don’t be sad when we leave” I tell him.
“There’s still the Eurovision Steve, so please don’t be sad when we leave.”
Altogether now......but,
Steve marches off. Typical. May left well before, catching a flight to Brusssels apparantly.....another Manchurian session.
Skippys standing there, looking at us, bewildered (probably laughing- if kangaroos have a sense of humour).
5 bloody hours now of trying to tie my kangaroo down.
Sports finished.Bugger.
This is ridiculous,
Got my gun. Shot it
Enough Roo steaks for about a month now- ( delicious and very healthy).
Hope your Sunday went better than mine.
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