Data Breach

[Felonious Crud]

Yes I hacked into Tesco's website, what do you do with all that Prparation H?

Mosty I pretend someone must have hacked into the website and ordered it for me.

Generally, being Tescos, they don't have it in stock anyway, so I get a substitute instead. "Sorry, we're out of the pile ointment so we've given you a rump steak and an angle-poise lamp."

 

[CatmanV2]

Glad I'm on audio only for this call reading that!

C

 

[lifes2short]

we've given you a rump steak and an angle-poise lamp."

, you wish

 

[Felonious Crud]

, you wish

I don't! Those angle poise lamps smart on the way up, and they can make your hair stand on end if someone switches them on.

 

[lifes2short]

I don't! Those angle poise lamps smart on the way up, and they can make your hair stand on end if someone switches them on.

standard issue for interrogators, brings me out in a cold sweat when the wife pulls it out after being rumbled