Dear God! What an abomination!

[Delmonte]

what a bizarre looking thing, surely the designers couldn't of been sober when sketching this out

I'm really starting to think that you can have ideas you thought of in a pub with your mates, for a laugh, make them real and sell them to the rich. And the richer you go, the dafter it gets. The new Land Rover defender costs 100 grand, apparently....

 

[Gazcw]

Where do you hang the furry dice?

I bet it looks better in the flesh.

Around your belt for warmth

 

[Gazcw]

Where do you hang the furry dice?

I bet it looks better in the flesh.

And give us some warning before you go to the showroom in your birthday suit.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Where do you hang the furry dice?

I bet it looks better in the flesh.

Couldn't get any worse!

 

[Felonious Crud]

I get a lot of practice!

Not enough, though. To help you, I was thinking of starting a thread on an apparently innocuous topic that bafflingly becomes highly divisive and ultimately pointless.

Rather like, some might argue, that Speedster.