Essential tool kit

[Easyplan66]

Not having done anything to my new cars over the years can I suggest that we start a list of essential tools for a long journey and even spare parts.

All ready for a trip to france next year hopefully!

 

[Parisien]

Do you have the Maserati tool kit in your car to start with?

Add in an F1 relay, see the thread on motoring in France.


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[Andyk]

All you need gor a trip to France
Spare bulbs.
HI Vis
Vibrator
Triangle

 

[conaero]

AA membership a must for overseas trips

Single trip is about £30 for France and worth every penny!

 

[reservoirfrog]

All you need gor a trip to France
Spare bulbs.
HI Vis
Vibrator
Triangle

Vibrator........??????????
Andy, you quietly slipped that one in, and nobody noticed.

 

[Easyplan66]

he does that all the time.....slips it in without anyone noticing...

 

[Easyplan66]

Do you have the Maserati tool kit in your car to start with?

Add in an F1 relay, see the thread on motoring in France.


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seen the France tread got the standard toolkit just really thing about any other tools and small parts which could be important.

 

[Andyk]

Vibrator........??????????
Andy, you quietly slipped that one in, and nobody noticed.

Hahahaha..as so often the case unfortunately

 

[GransportFan1]

Just take a full box of Snap On with you, you will be alright then, be able to do a full engine re-build if you want to occupy your time.

 

[Parisien]

Vibrator Triangle

Whats a vibrator triangle.............?

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PS AndyK.......dry sorta or...............do enlighten us....

 

[Andyk]

It's like the Bermuda triangle..............Think about it...

 

[Emtee]

It's like the Bermuda triangle..............Think about it...

Is that the same as a Brazilian Box?

 

[Andyk]

Yes but once entered you never come out...

 

[Easyplan66]

who mentioned leather masks!

 

[Parisien]

who mentioned leather masks!

Wasn't it a gimp mask........could add that to the list of merchandise.....


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[Easyplan66]

only wanted a tool kit list now it's turned into a sex holiday

 

[Parisien]

only wanted a tool kit list now it's turned into a sex holiday

You see...thats were all these threads end up........................utter pleasure....or complete tears.....


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[Andyk]

See, I didn't have anything to do with this one...Must be losing it...

 

[Parisien]

See, I didn't have anything to do with this one..

Yet.....AndyK....yet.....


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[GransportFan1]

See, I didn't have anything to do with this one...Must be losing it...

yep you have done well not to have anything to do with this happening, however like frank says, not yet.