From the Bolton entry in Uncyclopedia.....
- [short hiccup] : the
- Ad : Had
- Afert : I must
- Areet : Are you alright? (This question does not require an answer, it is used as a greeting)
- An : And
- Buzz : usual local public transport
- C-yaah : Goodbye or See You
- Cock : Not an offensive word but an often used term of endearment "Ta Cock", "Off t'a shops cock?"
- Easy : typical greeting
- f’ : to ("...tell ya what f' do...")
- Foo cough : Polite expression of incredulity
- Gaaarlic Bread?! : The way of telling any wánker that you're born and bred in Bolton (from Mr Bolton himself, Peter Kay)
- Me : My
- Pants : Trousers, like the Americans
- T’ : to the
- Ta : Thanks
- Thur : There
- Wánker : Person not born and bred in Bolton
- Wi : With
- Yaah : You
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