Found a warm spot

[Trev Latter]

Blinking cats! This one isn't even one of ours. I'd been out for a spin earlier, so I guess he wanted to sit in the warm spot by the bonnet vent. He got moved off rather quickly.



One of the funniest things I've ever seen was when our long haired monster tried to jump onto the boot lid just after I'd polished the car and promptly slid straight off. I just stood there praying for no claws to come out.

 

[dunnah01]

Now you know how us cat haters feel about these vermin! There's about 10 that use my garden as their toilet - lovely

 

[BennyD]

I stayed at a mates house just after I got the spyder back when it was highly polished and gleaming. Their cat is a Norwegian tree cat with claws like a cross between Edward Scissorhands and Freddy f*cking Krueger. I watched through the window as the little ba5tard jumped up on the wing near the windscreen and, as it slid down the bonnet, it started its break-dancing routine whilst trying to overcome the lack of friction and gravity. If I could have reached the little f*cker before it hit the ground I would have volleyed it over next doors house.

 

[D Walker]

Pmsl........I can imagine the run up and everything!

 

[rossyl]

Now you know how us cat haters feel about these vermin! There's about 10 that use my garden as their toilet - lovely

But this mate, even works with foxes! http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00...ds=Get+Off&dpPl=1&dpID=51hG+nCmRqL&ref=plSrch

 

[VMSRTI]

By the time it took you to get your phone/camera out for a photo I would have found a stick to gently coax him back to where he came from

 

[safrane]

By the time it took you to get your phone/camera out for a photo I would have found a stick to gently coax him back to where he came from

Yes; I find this type of stick very effective...

 

[BennyD]

That's just wrong!

 

[Wack61]

That's just wrong!

Removed, don't want to upset the cat lovers, can't stand them myself , keep seeing next doors running home with sparrows in their mouths

 

[BennyD]

Very admirable of you, to spare the feelings of lovers of the snotty little shitpumps.

 

[Wack61]

Next door are cat lovers, they had one that was about 13 years old, it got cancer , they spent £1200 on chemotherapy , it still died but the vet got some new tyres for his Porsche

 

[conaero]

Now you know how us cat haters feel about these vermin! There's about 10 that use my garden as their toilet - lovely

Get a cat, then you will only get one cat doing its business in your garden!

 

[Trev Latter]

Almost true. We have three of the feckers. The one on my car isn't one of ours!

 

[dunnah01]

Get a cat, then you will only get one cat doing its business in your garden!

Madly allergic to them - hence the hate/hate relationship

 

[VMSRTI]

Yes; I find this type of stick very effective...

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or one of these

 

[safrane]

But I'm English