Frustrated Rant

[lozcb]

Just venting guys............. after spending a drooling cursing hour and a half in th pitch black removing the drivers seat from a tranny , me darned mobile slid off the passenger seat hit a few metal obstacles before coming wedged in a tottally inaccessable place , inside the metal cage that supports the seat , what a stupid stupid stupid idea oh well its a Ford so i shouldn't be surprised


loz

 

[hodroyd]

Loz,
Get a forklift and tip the Tranny up so the phone will slide out mate, easy peasy...!!!
Cheers
R

 

[2b1ask1]

Was your tranny wearing his gimp mask at the time Loz????



Wasn't there a similar insurance claim earlier in the week involving a farmer and his cow????

 

[Parisien]

Was your tranny wearing his gimp mask at the time Loz????



Wasn't there a similar insurance claim earlier in the week involving a farmer and his cow????

....Newton thats a belter..........................fess up Loz....we're a broad minded lot.....


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[Blox]

Can't you ring mobile recovery.....?

 

[blue520]

Sorry for your hassle Loz bu this thread certainly made me laugh!

 

[Parisien]

The thing is Loz.....at work uses one of those builders type phones......semi-indestructible........waterproof........cheap too.........just leave it there and get all your mates and Kaz to ring your new one!!!!!


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[Felonious Crud]

Was your tranny wearing his gimp mask at the time Loz????



Wasn't there a similar insurance claim earlier in the week involving a farmer and his cow????

Excellent! Remind me to not shake Loz's hand when we eventually meet...

 

[hodroyd]

Hahahahaha, cracking thread Loz...!!!

 

[lozcb]

Very diverse thread drift i must say lol ,



regards loz

 

[dem maser]

Haha thats cheered me up

 

[Tubber273]

YOU GUYS ARE SINCERELY THE FUNNIEST GUYS i'VE EVER NOT MET!!
How you can turn an annoying mishap can turn into belly laughs is truly a gift!!
Think I need to move to the UK!!!

 

[lozcb]

YOU GUYS ARE SINCERELY THE FUNNIEST GUYS i'VE EVER NOT MET!!
How you can turn an annoying mishap can turn into belly laughs is truly a gift!!
Think I need to move to the UK!!!

Glad some people have found some humour in it , you'll begin to realize that im quite often the butt of others slick humour


regards loz

 

[2b1ask1]

Slick or sick humour Loz???

 

[2b1ask1]

Did you get your phone back ok?

 

[Parisien]

Glad some people have found some humour in it , you'll begin to realize that im quite often the butt of others slick humour


regards loz

You love the attention Loz....admit it............


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[Parisien]

Did you get your phone back ok?

......was there a phone in this story.......thought it was about some tranny issue......


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[lozcb]

Did you get your phone back ok?

Slick Newton , and yeah all retrieved with a few bruised knuckles , god knows how it got in the crevice it did , i tried to see if i could get it back in there this morning, IQ of 160 plus needed so that ruled me out for starters , stuffed a load of news paper in it so it cant happen again , just maybe i ought to invest in a phone holder instead of chucking it on the passenger seat


regards loz

 

[2b1ask1]

Joys of the white van man...

 

[AerosGS]

Just venting guys............. after spending a drooling cursing hour and a half in th pitch black removing the drivers seat from a tranny , me darned mobile slid off the passenger seat hit a few metal obstacles before coming wedged in a tottally inaccessable place , inside the metal cage that supports the seat , what a stupid stupid stupid idea oh well its a Ford so i shouldn't be surprised


loz

I'm sorry to hear of your problems with a phone, but have you been drinking? Talk of trannies, cages and Fords while drooling and cursing in the dark suggests a major mental aberration.