Pleeeaaase can we take the Maser to the park again?

[Pramrod]

"Pleeeeeaase can we take the Maser to the park again?"
"Lila no. That's ridiculous. You know she only does 16mpg at best."
"That's because of the way you drive"
"Shutup - we're walking"
"OK!!!"

(dogs are easily distracted by the prospect of a walk)

 

[Felonious Crud]

That's a well-cultured dawg you got there. You brung her up good!

 

[Contigo]

Cuteness! our beagle doesn't do this. More suited to this!

 

[Wanderer]

Taken a few dogs out in cars in the past ah tell thi'.......

 

[Pramrod]

Cuteness! our beagle doesn't do this. More suited to this!

Shiiiiit!
Really?
Did you keep the dog or the car?