Seeing as your getting a taste , how about this Poor chap

lozcb

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



regards loz
 

lozcb

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Is this a story that relates to something that happened in your life????? :tomato9:


Alright for you sunning youself on some sunny beach in Barbados Urby, you aint gonna pull many beauties with you laptop , they probably think your on some **** site DOB


Mind you 10 brownie points for posting whilst on holliday



regards loz
 

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Loz I go tomorrow for 2 weeks and of course I will post from the beach if the women give me a chance
 

lozcb

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Loz I go tomorrow for 2 weeks and of course I will post from the beach if the women give me a chance


Enjoy every second mate , you deserve it after such a torrid year , dont worry about posting Andy and Adam will hold the fort



regards loz
 

urbanmaser

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Enjoy every second mate , you deserve it after such a torrid year , dont worry about posting Andy and Adam will hold the fort



regards loz

I can't wait but the weather is a bit showery but very hot at 88 degrees
 

lozcb

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I can't wait but the weather is a bit showery but very hot at 88 degrees




Recently found out that our Doctor has a place that he lets out in Barbados , not sure where yet but me and Kaz have been thinking of having it over Xmas for 10 days , leave some girlies for me to oggle at wont you , dont you go scaring them all off hahaha


regards loz