Martin is Hugh. The more telling part of the photo is the woman to his right who is throwing her face in her hands all because he has started talking to her and bored her to tears!!!!!
Ahhhh gotcha.
So he’s created an alias he uses when he’s out in public so he doesn’t get constantly bothered by folk asking for recipies. Clever.
You’re right, she does look bored, but I think you’ve misinterpreted her actions. She’s either looking up the Samaritans number or she’s not buying his cover story and is googling “famous short Uk chefs”. Her friends intrigued too.
The girl on the left has just realised he's probably gonna talk to her next......she's thinking "Oh God, not me get me out of here please"
He's in trouble again when she stands up to catch her Uber.
Listen, I’m no expert in the dating game but I used to find I had more success talking to women on the same altitude or lower than me- not those in orbit.
He’s clearly a good mate so you might wannna subtly suggest these to him if he’s gonna persist with this game plan.
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