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Terrible Jokes Thread
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99 lemons for £3.49 is pretty good value, though.
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I know this is the terrible joke thread but no one told me it was the oldest joke thread too
Well resurrected
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It all started to go wrong with Sputnik...blame the communists!
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Two dedicated golfers were having a game when a funeral cortège wound its way down the hill next to the green the golfers were on.
Suddenly one of the golfers laid down his putter and went to the side of the green as the hearse went by, and lifted his hat.
On returning to his putter his friend said 'That was a very nice gesture you made there Bob, tipping your hat as that hearse went by'
Well its the least I could do, she was a good wife these last 40 years...
Suddenly one of the golfers laid down his putter and went to the side of the green as the hearse went by, and lifted his hat.
On returning to his putter his friend said 'That was a very nice gesture you made there Bob, tipping your hat as that hearse went by'
Well its the least I could do, she was a good wife these last 40 years...
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They really do walk amongst us don't they.....
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Sadly yes, and some have power. or at least the the Orange Lord doing their bidding, ironic isn't it.
A bit like republicans not voting for Ukrainian aid because their master told them not too, as it's unamerican.
