Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

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This is so cats

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[CatmanV2]

Does this count?

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[MarkMas]

MODS

The above post is not a joke and should be removed immediately. On the other hand, mine is a joke, or is it?

That's terrible!

 

[MarkMas]

Does this count?

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Let me tweak that for you....

 

[Flint]

I might not the only one dumb enough to not get that, but I bet I'm the only one dumb enough to admit it

 

[CatmanV2]

I might not the only one dumb enough to not get that, but I bet I'm the only one dumb enough to admit it

'When' is hardly a good impression of an owl.

Well it is the *terrible* jokes thread....

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[Flint]

I thought there would have been at least some very tenuous connection to the sound an owl makes.

I think I'm just looking into it too much.

I need a hobby

 

[joered]

I thought there would have been at least some very tenuous connection to the sound an owl makes.

I think I'm just looking into it too much.

I need a hobby

Now that made me laugh!

 

[MarkMas]

I might not the only one dumb enough to not get that, but I bet I'm the only one dumb enough to admit it

The creature on the right is supposed to reply "Who?"
(which is a more likely response to "Someone told me..." than "I heard that...")

 

[Flint]

That does make it a little clearer ta.

 

[Harry]

That does make it a little clearer ta.

It’s a joke that requires the knowledge of a large back catalogue of bad jokes!

 

[spkennyuk]

I’ve just been called for jury service.
I ticked the box that asked if I had a criminal record .
And wrote in the explanation that I had a Des O’Connor album

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Surely Michael Jacksons Smooth Criminal !

As jokes go thats Bad !

 

[RodTungsten]

Like Julian and his ‘friend’ Sandy in Round the Horn who had a criminal practice.

 

[CatmanV2]

Like Julian and his ‘friend’ Sandy in Round the Horn who had a criminal practice.

Bona performers!

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[joered]

Bona performers!

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Loved that radio programe! Also some of the carry on films who can forget:

"Infamy Infamy, They've All Got It In For Me!"​

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[Swedish Paul]

Loved that radio programe! Also some of the carry on films who can forget:

"Infamy Infamy, They've All Got It In For Me!"​

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I know!!!

 

[Flint]

Terrible noise.
Yes, they'e not a first class orchestra you know.

I STILL laugh at that; so many years ago.

 

[CatmanV2]

Terrible noise.
Yes, they'e not a first class orchestra you know.

I STILL laugh at that; so many years ago.

That is an utterly superb scene in so many ways. Amazed they still show the film (on cable) as it is so far beyond today's tolerances, but good lord. What genius.

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[CatmanV2]

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[RodTungsten]

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Dionea muscipa(?) - bought 4 in Jan and I scare small children feeding flies to them ( traps that is).