Terrible Jokes Thread
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Funny, but not really for those of us who still believe in an earth.
DLax69
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...so when you say "earth," are you referencing the fact that the pig isn't grounded?
Emotionally, physically or electrically?
happydaze
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And who is still active?
midlifecrisis
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I've joined a band and we're called The Books.
No one will judge our covers...
No one will judge our covers...
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Chinaman and Jewish man talking and suddenly the Jewish chap hits the Chinaman. The Chinaman says “What’s that for?”
Jewish chap says “Pearl Harbour”
Chinaman says “That wasn’t us that was the Japanese”
Jewish chap says “Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me”
Then all of a sudden the Chinaman hits the Jewish chap
“What was that for?” says the the Jewish chap
Chinaman says “The Titanic”
Jewish chap says “Titanic, what are you on about?”
Chinaman says “Iceberg, Goldberg, all the same to me”
Jewish chap says “Pearl Harbour”
Chinaman says “That wasn’t us that was the Japanese”
Jewish chap says “Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me”
Then all of a sudden the Chinaman hits the Jewish chap
“What was that for?” says the the Jewish chap
Chinaman says “The Titanic”
Jewish chap says “Titanic, what are you on about?”
Chinaman says “Iceberg, Goldberg, all the same to me”
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...don't know whether it's good or bad that I'm old enough to know what you are talking about. One of my kiddos, who actually has a decent vinyl collection, asked me about B-sides after finding my copy of this:
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...don't know whether it's good or bad that I'm old enough to know what you are talking about. One of my kiddos, who actually has a decent vinyl collection, asked me about B-sides after finding my copy of this:
