Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

I found a dating App for arsonists.
It's called Tinder.

They gave me loads of matches.

 

[MarkMas]

They gave me loads of matches.

Disappointingly, several were old flames.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Disappointingly, several were old flames.

You probably couldn't hold a candle to those earlier ones.

 

[CatmanV2]

Sorry to break it up, but inspirational quote of the day:

"There is nothing worse than fading into anonymous obscurity." - Unknown

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[2b1ask1]

Just got on my wick!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Just got on my wick!

Not to worry, the topic will burn out soon enough.

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

Not to worry, the topic will burn out soon enough.

Unless it sparks some new gags.

 

[spkennyuk]

Unless it sparks some new gags.

A few m-embers adding fuel to the fire.

You could form a coal-ition !

 

[stindig]

They gave me loads of matches.

Were you struck by any of them?

 

[philw696]

 

[MarkMas]

Judas: still on for Friday?

Jesus: Friday?

Judas: yeah, the last supper.

Jesus: the what?

Judas: er, supper; completely normal supper with the lads

 

[midlifecrisis]

A couple of parents heard that their offspring had burnt down the school he attended following his rubbish GCSE results...

'That's Arson?'

 

[philw696]

 

[Nibby]

 

[Mavster]

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Can you imagine if he gets in next year.........

 

[CatmanV2]

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Can you imagine if he gets in next year.........

I'm trying not to. Doesn't seem like it's impossible, though....

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[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

My mates have asked me to go camping next weekend so I've made a list of everything I need...
1) New mates

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[philw696]