Looking forward to a 3 bird roast the other day.
Karen: I'll put it in the spare room to cool down.
Me: It'll be fine in the kitchen, it's in a sealed Tupperware and we will only be 10 minutes!
Karen: You know they can unscrew the lid off the cat biscuit jar??
Me: What can go wrong in 10 minutes?
I couldn’t think of a better name - check out the right ear…it’s a bit insulting of courseThis is Adolf. Adolf doesn't live here, but Adolf wants to live here. Adolf's friend also doesn't live here, but wants to live here. Adolf and his friend are not happy. Adolf isn't Adolf's real name, but we call him Adolf. Not sure why, but we do...
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NB : our garden is now a bit tidier since the portrait of Adolf and his friend was taken. Adolf clearly doesn't like having his portrait taken, nor does Adolf's friend.
I have a business associate named Adolf. This year his e-Christmas card was titled 'oh, great, Hitler again'.I couldn’t think of a better name - check out the right ear…it’s a bit insulting of course
Which reminds me of the time someone introduced himself to me as Mr Hitler— he must have seen the shock on my face, as he added ”with double t” as if that would somehow make it acceptable - it took me a few seconds to compose myself. Why he didn’t change the “t” to an “l” or so instead of having to say “with double t” all the time I will never know.. mind you this was in South Africa where I have met people with the first name Adolf