The good morning thread

[Felonious Crud]

My husband is getting a quote for a tow bar on my replacement golf estate. I feel violated!

By a towbar. Jesus. Even Dem wouldn't do that.

I suspect a suitable quote might be "crikey, that smarts!"

 

[MarkMas]

Is that the promise you make on your Tinder profile, Mark?

Morning, all.

Glad you saw it (on Grindr, actually) how come you ghosted me after that first meeting?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Glad you saw it (on Grindr, actually) how come you ghosted me after that first meeting?

A gentleman never tells. Let's just say Trades Descriptions Act, and leave it at that.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Good morning everyone, came down with Man flu over the weekend. However still managed to get to the bike show yesterday. Some interesting machinery but a lot of the same old stuff from the Japanese. They really need to do lower capacity bikes to get the yoof in again. The average person yesterday was white male around 53...

 

[Ebenezer]

Good morning everyone, came down with Man flu over the weekend. However still managed to get to the bike show yesterday. Some interesting machinery but a lot of the same old stuff from the Japanese. They really need to do lower capacity bikes to get the yoof in again. The average person yesterday was white male around 53...

With a beard too?
Eb

 

[DLax69]

Morning, all. Thanks to some dude named Washington, I have today off! Much going on, still. Listed the Spyder on the other place as a bargain to both move it quickly (I hope) and salve my conscience about abandoning it before I addressed every issue. Because the gangstaQ will be enroute a week from today...

 

[Andyk]

Good morning all. Tuesday and raining.

 

[zagatoes30]

Morning all, off to the big city but at least it looks a relativity nice day ahead but forecasts recently have not all gone well

 

[MarkMas]

Morning all. It's stupid o'clock and I'm going back to bed! (I can't believe @Andyk is here before me!)

 

[philw696]

Morning everyone and very mild this morning so no need to light the Cuisinière this morning.
Job for day is to get the Jaguar clean as got my first French funeral to go to tomorrow in Normandy and an early start for that.
Take care all.

 

[CatmanV2]

Morning, all. No rain here, yet. Second consultation meetings today.

Have a good one, all

C

 

[RoaryRati]

My husband is getting a quote for a tow bar on my replacement golf estate. I feel violated!

Mr RR keeps threatening to put a boot rack on Roary and/or the s2000

 

[RoaryRati]

Morning all - and it's an early-ish start as heading off to the Lake District to enjoy a bit of exercise before the red trousered Maserati bash on Saturday - and its the joys of packing a normal (RS3) four-door car (I don't think Roary would enjoy the weather and roads so he is sleeping alongside his stable mate)

 

[midlifecrisis]

Good morning everyone, sat outside my house whilst the estate agent shows someone round for a another second viewing. Hopefully these will offer in my ballpark, they've only brought one set of parents...

 

[2b1ask1]

Take the Masser for a spin mate, it will put a smile on your face at least Morning all, unexpectedly at home this morning and another meeting in that London later if the trains are playing nicely.

Have fun all...

 

[DLax69]

Morning all and back to it after having yesterday "off." Meetings from 8a to 5p. Yippee.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Meetings from 8a to 5p. Yippee.

Gah, buggeration!

 

[DLax69]

Gah, buggeration!

Worse, the one I am in at the moment is being run by ex-wife number four.

 

[philw696]

Worse, the one I am in at the moment is being run by ex-wife number four.

Don't see either of mine but I've had to move around the World a bit to achieve that.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Worse, the one I am in at the moment is being run by ex-wife number four.

Well, just don't get her number wrong. Ex-wifes hate that the most.