Urby takes up fishing

[urbanmaser]

As many of you are aware I have had a very stressful year and my doctor has advised me to take up more outdoor activities. Acting on this advice I decided to join my local fishing club which to my surprise made me sit a rather stringent exam before considering granting me membership.

Needless to say I passed with flying colours and despite struggling with some of the questions I eventually got through with a 100% pass rate.

I just wonder how many of you lot have the brains to answer these tough questions.......it is really not easy

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[lozcb]

Be very careful Urby , remember to be a good fisherman and to get the best out out of it YOUR tackle has to be in good working order , something your age might have against you , wouldn't want you getting a heart attack through straining to land a couple of whoppers



regards loz

 

[urbanmaser]

Be very careful Urby , remember to be a good fisherman and to get the best out out of it YOUR tackle has to be in good working order , something your age might have against you , wouldn't want you getting a heart attack through straining to land a couple of whoppers



regards loz

I never thought I would ever say this but I actually prefer fishing to Maseratis

 

[lozcb]

I never thought I would ever say this but I actually prefer fishing to Maseratis

Fully understand Urby , but im worried that the kind of fishing your is brain thinking of Pete, will draw you into making appointments your body is too old to keep , beware of high blood pressure


regards loz

 

[urbanmaser]

Fully understand Urby , but im worried that the kind of fishing your is brain thinking of Pete, will draw you into making appointments your body is too old to keep , beware of high blood pressure


regards loz

Thank you for your concern Loz but I really don't feel threatened................by the FISH that is

 

[Parisien]

.....those pics were robbed out of that calendar.....'Women in Waders'....lol....................great catch mind you UM.......am sure someone will pass by and offer to hold your rod.......when you land a tasty one.....


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[urbanmaser]

.....those pics were robbed out of that calendar.....'Women in Waders'....lol....................great catch mind you UM.......am sure someone will pass by and offer to hold your rod.......when you land a tasty one.....


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My wife wonders what the fascination is with fishing..........do I bother to explain?????

 

[dem maser]

NOOOOOO dont explain.......

im going fishing on the weekend!!

 

[blue520]

That`s it , time to get the rod out!

 

[GransportFan1]

I never thought fishing was that good, think i might need to wack out my rod and give it a good seeing to.

 

[Andyk]

Thats a fine trout the one has ...

 

[dem maser]

ive never liked the smell of fish..................

 

[GransportFan1]

ive never liked the smell of fish..................

cant go wrong with a nice Carp Dem.

 

[BennyD]

I don't know if i'm right but most of the answers seemed to be B.

Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says to the other, "can you smell fish?"

 

[GransportFan1]

i thought all the answers were D?

 

[BennyD]

......... not even close!

 

[GransportFan1]

i wasn't reading the questions properly then, oops.

 

[BennyD]

Start again and do it properly this time. And keep your hands above the desk!

 

[GransportFan1]

o.k, just answered them again, i put my hands on my head so they were above the desk. I got mostly B and some C.

 

[BennyD]

In that case Adam I am delighted to tell you, you passed your resit!