Like a monkey trying to **** a football.
Wattie Member Messages 8,640 Nov 7, 2022 #82 Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
RodTungsten Member Messages 589 Nov 7, 2022 #83 Our reach often exceeds our grasp. Spare the Rod and spoil the child. Give me the child until seven and I will show you the man. (Mods - is it possible to extract this thread’s text? So I can hammer these into the little darlings’ heads.) Last edited: Nov 7, 2022
Our reach often exceeds our grasp. Spare the Rod and spoil the child. Give me the child until seven and I will show you the man. (Mods - is it possible to extract this thread’s text? So I can hammer these into the little darlings’ heads.)
Guy Member Messages 2,186 Nov 7, 2022 #84 allandwf said: A face like a torn scone!!! Click to expand... or a bulldog chewing a wasp - sorry, just read someone beat me to that one! 'you don't sweat much for a fat lass' was regularly used by old RAF mates clubbing in Doncaster......
allandwf said: A face like a torn scone!!! Click to expand... or a bulldog chewing a wasp - sorry, just read someone beat me to that one! 'you don't sweat much for a fat lass' was regularly used by old RAF mates clubbing in Doncaster......
gb-gta Member Messages 1,144 Nov 7, 2022 #85 Watch this!! (usually followed by some kind of injury or crash)
EnzoMC Member Messages 1,999 Nov 8, 2022 #87 one fitting for today Can’t rain all the time Brandon Lee
Hurricane52 Member Messages 1,211 Nov 8, 2022 #89 Better to be looking at it, than for it. (Our favourite logistical phrase at work)
RSM Masser Member Messages 2,437 Nov 8, 2022 #91 allandwf said: A face like a torn scone!!! Click to expand... A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Or licking Pi55 of a nettle should have read the thread first! To lower the tone a bit when talking about a promiscuous member of the opposite sex Fanny like a bill posters bucket Last edited: Nov 8, 2022
allandwf said: A face like a torn scone!!! Click to expand... A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Or licking Pi55 of a nettle should have read the thread first! To lower the tone a bit when talking about a promiscuous member of the opposite sex Fanny like a bill posters bucket
MarkMas Chief pedant Messages 9,032 Nov 8, 2022 #92 Wattie said: Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Click to expand... Marriage is a Ponzi scheme, where you put half your capital at risk, in the hope of getting loads of interest.
Wattie said: Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Click to expand... Marriage is a Ponzi scheme, where you put half your capital at risk, in the hope of getting loads of interest.
RodTungsten Member Messages 589 Nov 8, 2022 #93 What could possibly go wrong? Closely followed by - I didn’t expect that!
C Canova Junior Member Messages 44 Nov 8, 2022 #94 "I'd give my right arm to be able to play the piano" Sir Bobby Robson, RIP