Wrong fuel put into Police cars........just how inept are they??!!

[Parisien]

http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/wrong_fuel_in_police_cars_30#incoming-155795

As per the FoI requests put in by a more than interested member of the public it turns out that Police forces in the UK "waste" £300000 of our money doing the above...................1 in every 7 Police vehicles in the Metropolitan area are mis-filled per annum!!!!!!!!!!!

If your employee did this...what are the consequences?


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[BennyD]

You don't have to be bright to be a scuffer.

 

[Parisien]

......yes......but come on......how much common sense, attention to a rather large detail..................do you need to apply?!


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[BennyD]

.......not much. And I know that from personal experience.

 

[Parisien]

.........don't tell your a copper BennyD......................and in the less than bright proportion?.....



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[BennyD]

Steady there tiger! I was one many years ago but I was brighter than the average because I got out before I became "institutionalised'. The rest, as they say, is history and I spend my life dodging the black rats with hairdryers!

 

[dem maser]

What you do now ian?

 

[dem maser]

Do you mean illuminati ian?? Police masons connections.....

 

[BennyD]

What you do now ian?

After I baled out from the feds, I flew Hercules transports for the Air Force and now fly Airbus A330/321/320 passenger jets for Thomas Cook. Nothing special, just an office with a nice view!

 

[dem maser]

My brother in law is a captain for bmi.....
Works 5 days in a month.....

 

[Parisien]

...that many ...???!!!......some say I only work two days a month.....1st one when my boss is hanging about.....2nd is on pay day.........us public sector workers and all that........


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[dem maser]

Get me a job!!

 

[Parisien]

International personal courier Dem.........buy up a few grand of cheapo flights between 2/3/4 major cities in Europe....same day delivery........charge them 500 a packet........sorta.........


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[dem maser]

International personal courier Dem.........buy up a few grand of cheapo flights between 2/3/4 major cities in Europe....same day delivery........change them 500 a packet........sorta.........


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Delivering what??......will it involve mexico and columbia??

 

[Parisien]

Nope....usually deadlined legal/personal documents..................nothing hidden in any part of your digestive system.........


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[dem maser]

I can do that....

 

[Parisien]

...just a bit of research required now Dem......................hoping you're begining to narrow it down

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[Easyplan66]

International personal courier Dem.........buy up a few grand of cheapo flights between 2/3/4 major cities in Europe....same day delivery........change them 500 a packet........sorta.........


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sounds good fun Frank.....

 

[dem maser]

I am scared of flying though

 

[Parisien]

....boat or chunnel it is then Dem........................though the point of it all is more or less lost....


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