You know your getting old when..........................

[BennyD]

You know you are getting old when you watch a **** film and think, Jeez that bed looks comfy!

 

[Emtee]

You know you are getting old when you watch a **** film and think, Jeez that bed looks comfy!

And think.....it would be so much more enjoyable if there was a plausible story-line.

 

[lozcb]

You know you are getting old when you watch a **** film and think, Jeez that bed looks comfy!

Im the man, wearing that T shirt Ian , , always looking for the slumberland memory vibrating foam lol

old age is when you know that yours eyes are bigger than your belly , and act accordingly




regards loz

 

[Emtee]

Im the man, wearing that T shirt Ian , , always looking for the slumberland memory vibrating foam lol

So are you saying you're the guy in the vid's Loz?........ Come to fit the kitchen wearing a tight fitting Tee.

Young housewife..."Oh Loz, whilst you're here you couldn't fix my bed could you? It's stopped vibrating!"
Loz...... "of course young lady, take me to your boudoir. Have I told you I drive a Maserati?"

 

[lozcb]

So are you saying you're the guy in the vid's Loz?........ Come to fit the kitchen wearing a tight fitting Tee.

Young housewife..."Oh Loz, whilst you're here you couldn't fix my bed could you? It's stopped vibrating!"
Loz...... "of course young lady, take me to your boudoir. Have I told you I drive a Maserati?"

Dont get me wrong Miles ..............i'd luv to be able to say yeah thats me without going bright purple ,but truth be told im quite chuffed that maturity has enabled me to say enoughs enough know your limits , snuggling my head deep into that memory foam is more often that not more inviting , my brain is all too quick to assess both options and anything that saves me poor old bones from aching seemingly wins through

its the reason i keep a double headed coin by the bedside , shall we toss again darling to see who's on top lol

Pretty sure i was a stud once at least i was in my head




regards loz

 

[Parisien]

You know you are getting old when you watch a **** film and think, Jeez that bed looks comfy!

Not reached that point yet.......now just where is the un-pause button on that remote.......................not even that......where the H3LL is the remote.....


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[hodroyd]

I got a bigger TV so it was easier to see, it still looks blurred at times, get the driving glasses, where the h3ll are those glasses again, who keeps moving the darned things, Oh what's sticking in my ar5e, Oh the glasses, that's where they are, who on earth put them there....?????