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  1. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe Italian Car Night ~ Alfa Romeo Dominate

    I’m in love with my Red Series 1 1966 Duetto
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    Remembering Ryan. Please Help

    Hi everyone. My life and that of my wife Sue was thrown into turmoil losing our 18-year-old son Ryan. The void we experience every waking minute of our lives can never be filled. As some of you are already aware on 1st October Peter (Urban Maser) is cycling from London to Valencia. It’s a...
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    IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO YOU ALL

    To all those who can't stand the sight of me And to those who love me and think I am the best thing since the invention of the wheel. HAVE A HAPPY XMAS AND ABOVE ALL A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR !!!
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    Maserati Gransport LE 2007 (57) two owners, 20,996 miles. Full main dealer service history £27,500

    2007 57 Maserati Gransport LE V8 Cambiocorsa 2 door 4 seater coupe finished in Grigio Touring with full black leather interior and Sports Seats with Grigio Chiaro piping. With Just 20,996 substantiated miles and only two owners this must be one of the lowest mileage & very best examples of...
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    Happy Xmas

    To all my degenerate friends To all my intoxicated friendsl To all my sex obsessed friends To all my very odd friends To my two dim witted illegitimate sons To the biggest nutter on the forum Maf To the completely loopy Benny All of you share one special quality You all have hearts of gold and I...
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    Granturismo Insanely Cheap

    Perhaps I am going mad or just seeing things in my old age but check this out https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/maserati/granturismo/maserati-granturismo-m145-sport-2014/9040686
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    Walking for Kidneys

    Dear everyone, As you may or may not know, this past year has been a very challenging one for me and my family. My daughter, Nancy, had a severe relapse of her life-threatening childhood kidney disease and has undergone months of chemotherapy treatment in order to get it back under control...
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    Happy xmas from a sportsmaserati legend

    I, the man who every woman wants and every man wants to be, wish all my Maserati friends a very Happy Xmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year. I would also like to say that I love you all despite the fact you are all NUTS! May the coming year be free of greasing your own pistons and nipples...
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    Only reason to vote tory

    For me this is the only reason I am voting Tory........... Just added to their manifesto
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    Smart car v lambo

    For all the idiots that still think it is down to a flashy car with go faster stripes.......... Think again and buy the greatest car in the world...........Watch and Learn:happy2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyccA-96LFw
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    New map of europe

    Just downloaded a new map of Europe for my sat nav
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    Happy xmas to all my mates

    Just to say a very Happy Xmas and a Healthy Happy New Year to all my mates Don't end up with sore heads Love you all
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    News flash!

    Boys and Gals Loz just phoned me and asked me to post this as he had no access to a computer and in case it has not already been posted. For tomorrow's meet Maranellos are supposed to be bringing a New Ghibili to the Ace Café from around 5.45pm. That will be something to look forward to and...
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    HELP FRANK my rubber has split.

    Frank Hi Matt says you might be able to help me, but I find it weird that I have to turn to a good Catholic boy to help solve this problem................. My rubber has split :tomato9: No not that rubber dummy........... the rubber on my Gransport key (the bit that opens the door - the...
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    Gransport 18,000 mile service

    Just picked up the Gransport after her 18,000 mile service, which is the biggest service I have had done to date with HR Owen costing round figures £1,000 inclusive of Vat........OUCH Well it will hopefully be many years with the mileage I do before the next big service but having said that...
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    Mercedes 280SE Coupe 1968 Total Restoration

    Thought I would share this with you. My old 1968 Mercedes 280 SE coupe which had been subject to a full and comprehensive restoration. It had full service history all the MOT's and of course matching numbers. The car was 100% perfect and had a fortune spent on it. It was the only car I...
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    Arsenal go top again

    Arsenal go top of the league again even if it is only till tomorrow night............................ Come on Chelsea
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    Ghibil 2014 very cheap

    Here is a ghibili going very cheap perhaps Loz would be interested One owner car under 500 miles on the clock £10,000 ono In need of some TLC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEa6FxSg_UI or this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-goJzbyYlo
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    how not to impress your girlfriend

    Here is a good example of how not to impress your girlfriend or even wife............Is he a member of Sports Maserati?????? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seYUI946Vjs
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    3 orgasms in one day

    This little beast is infinitely more affordable and reachable for us mere mortals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en0vS29sUF8