George Harrison?
Another piece of useless information I know... Not the first name that springs to mind when thinking of world champion guitarists though!
Or a broken Conrod?
You mean I'm on pole? Surely that's a hill too high to climb? All I'd have to do is damonstrate I know his name, I can't fail to finish OH NO! WHAT AM I SAYING? The Dirty Hun appears to have snatched the win etc etc.