Terrible Jokes Thread

[RodTungsten]

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[lozcb]

 

[philw696]

 

[TimR]

FFS..! Theres some sh1t worse than politics…
( I was going to say ‘ WTF going on there” but honestly, I really don’t want to know. )

 

[philw696]

 

[mowlas]

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As far as car maintenance goes, this doesn’t reflect well on the owner.

 

[mowlas]

Have you seen this man? He has…

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[Flint]

Yet again something on this forum goes over my head .
I should have paid more attention at school .

 

[RodTungsten]

good one! A logic gate… or is it not?

 

[CatmanV2]

Yet again something on this forum goes over my head .
I should have paid more attention at school .

Depends on when you went to school. Those are symbols for electronic components and logic *gates*


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[midlifecrisis]

To explain above.

 

[Flint]

Thanks Catman.
Sometimes I just feel very old .
Probably 'cos I am

 

[CatmanV2]

Thanks Catman.
Sometimes I just feel very old .
Probably 'cos I am

A privilege denied to many.

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[MarkMas]

If you rearrange the letters of
THE POSTMAN...

He will be very upset.

 

[Ebenezer]

If you rearrange the letters of
THE POSTMAN...

He will be very upset.

Finally got it. Duh!
Eb

 

[zagatoes30]

I’ve decided to train as an Accountant Pen”…..”

that’s brilliant Vince……Certified or Chartered”……”
Turf Pen”.

Just Good Friends (1983-1986)

 

[midlifecrisis]

I see New York has been hit by an earthquake...trump tower has collapsed causing an uplift in property prices and taste.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-68744358

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Felonious Crud]

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Greek / Roman.