Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

I've just been censured by my church for saying that Jesus had a lisp.

It's a real slap in the faith.

 

[philw696]

 

[TimR]

Lends meaning to the notion of being led around by the dick..!

 

[TimR]

 

[CatmanV2]

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Must have been the eclipse

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Moose knuckle

 

[DLax69]

Must have been the eclipse

C

Making me wish I'd burned my retinas.

 

[Nibby]

 

[MarkMas]

True story (photo from interweb) from this afternoon.

Chugger outside supermarket: "Do you like dogs"

Me (without breaking stride): "I know they're not to be trusted."

Chugger: "What?"

Me: "Uh huh."

I'm quite happy with that.

 

[TimR]

 

[philw696]

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Carl Benz was the first back in 1900.

 

[lozcb]

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He's got some Borles , and not a seat belt or airbag in plain sight

 

[MarkMas]

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

She says, "Please do."

The man clears his throat and says, "Bargain."

The widow replies, “Thanks, that means a great deal."

 

[Felonious Crud]

 

[Wack61]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Zep]

 

[Flint]

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

One for @lozcb