Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

One for me and @MarkMas

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It is always I before E.

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

 

[CatmanV2]

It is always I before E.

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

I just don't get why people find it so hard!

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[midlifecrisis]

It is always I before E.

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Neighbour! FFS

 

[midlifecrisis]

A woman in Australia gave birth to a 13 pound baby, she's now ruined down under...

 

[MarkMas]

Neighbour! FFS

Sorry; copied it from a US English source!

 

[CatmanV2]

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[philw696]

Happy Easter.

 

[Flint]

C

Nope.
I've read it half a dozen times now.
Not getting it.

Haiku ??

 

[lozcb]

Nope.
I've read it half a dozen times now.
Not getting it.

Haiku ??

Your not the only one , must be a generational thing I guess

 

[spkennyuk]

Nope.
I've read it half a dozen times now.
Not getting it.

Haiku ??

Correct.

I had to read it
A good few times to know that
It was a Haiku.

 

[philw696]

Bank holiday baking

 

[zagatoes30]

Nope.
I've read it half a dozen times now.
Not getting it.

Haiku ??

Way too clever for us

The haiku is a Japanese poetic form that consists of three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third.

 

[CatmanV2]

Correct.

I had to read it
A good few times to know that
It was a Haiku.

Bravo!

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[Zep]

Bank holiday baking View attachment 124930

Is the joke that you can’t see the image of Christ in the cake?

 

[CatmanV2]

Bank holiday baking View attachment 124930

it's certainly risen!

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[RodTungsten]

Bank holiday baking View attachment 124930

6,6,6 and 6(3 eggs)?

 

[philw696]

6,6,6 and 6(3 eggs)?

Quatre Gâteaux.
Eggs
Flour
Butter
Sugar
Baking soda
What ever the weight of your chosen number of eggs you measure the same for flour, butter and sugar.

 

[lozcb]

Seeing as its Easter

WhatsApp Video 2024-04-01 at 14.03.02_531d5008 easter joke

 

[philw696]

Seeing as its Easter

WhatsApp Video 2024-04-01 at 14.03.02_531d5008 easter joke

Doesn't work for me Loz hope it's not dodgy ?

 

[lozcb]

Doesn't work for me Loz hope it's not dodgy ?

Not at all , extremely funny , I'll see if i can embed it .............it wouldnt the first time i tried