Morning everyone!
Well, I'm pleased to report I made it home yesterday. Once again I had to call the assistance company (IMA Europe, via Adrian Flux's "flux rescue") to tell them to sort 1) a taxi once I dropped off the hire car in Calais to get me to the port, and 2) organise a hire car for me in Dover. Had I not told them to do those, I'd probably still be stranded in Calais (no, I'd have sorted it off my own bat).
In the end, I still ended up stranded at the Avis hire place in Calais and the rescue people ordered me a cab for 20mins after pedestrian check-in would close. With our luggage, my friend an I legged it on foot and made it to check out-of-breath and sweating "like a gibbon at a monkey show" (as my friend put it), begged passage and they held the bus to the boat for us. I now have a 1.0 ecoboost fiesta on my drive until tomorrow evening as a hire car, and I rather like it. Thanks to today being bank holiday, I get the car for 2 days meaning that I can use it for business down to Brighton.
So, my day today will involve a drive down to Brighton to stay with a friend. I'm sure that, before that, I'm going to take a Maser for a spin because I miss her.