Are you worried yet.

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midlifecrisis

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What do you mean a "LITTLE" late?
Should have been done weeks ago. And i don't care if they are repatriating Brits or not, they still should have been self isolating since way back.
Totally agree, I was being ironic.
During the past 6 weeks we've practically had no flights, and now to do this is a pointless exercise. The government have truly f'ked this up.
 

D Walker

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This one made me laugh.
while waiting for the wife yesterday outside Tesco. I had radio BBC York on in the car. Some lady rang in to say she was disgusted. A cyclist from Thirsk was spreading the virus in easingwold. 7 miles from Thirsk. She new the cyclist was from Thirsk because of his jersey. While pondering this ludicrous rant I saw a guy walking out of Tesco with a Glasgow Rangers football shirt on.
I was so tempted to ring the radio station.
 

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Not too shabby at night either Foibles.
If you’re ever in the vicinity, I’ll check you on my covid app, don my as yet unused hazmat suit, get my gimp mask on and from 1.5m buy you a beer or three.View attachment 69675
Sounds very german. I'd bring shower cap and splash goggles but there's probably been a run on those too.

That's a fair elevation... Near the spit i gather? Would make fishing for bullies off the balcony a bit arduous (I've seen it done around that way before! ... I can't imagine reeling in a 300lb bull shark up 30 levels of balcony.... But interesting viewing for the neighbours below.
 

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Some lady rang in to say she was disgusted.

Well, she'd have been even more disgusted had they been jamaican....... As detailed below...

A man decides to throw a fancy dress party, and the theme for the party would be emotion.
The evening comes around and he hears the doorbell go. Opening the door he finds one of his friends wearing green clothes, green skin and green hair.
"Great what are you?"
"I'm green with envy.
They both have a laugh and he's invited in. Minutes later the doorbell goes again, he opens it to find a woman wearing a pink bikini with a massive pink feather boa wrapped around herself.
"Fantastic what are you."
"My dear I am tickled pink!"
They laugh and she's invited in. Soon enough the party is in full swing and the doorbell goes again. The bloke opens the door to find two Jamaicans standing there, one naked with a pear on his knob and the other also naked with his ***** dangling in a bowel of custard.
"What the **** are you?"
"Well I have cum in dis pear and my friend is ****** dis custard."
 

Wattie

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Sounds very german. I'd bring shower cap and splash goggles but there's probably been a run on those too.

That's a fair elevation... Near the spit i gather? Would make fishing for bullies off the balcony a bit arduous (I've seen it done around that way before! ... I can't imagine reeling in a 300lb bull shark up 30 levels of balcony.... But interesting viewing for the neighbours below.
Don’t u worry about ze shower cap and ze goggles, ive cornered ze market!
Fishing for bullies!????
Is that what u do in your spare time?
Far canal.
I thought you were just an alcoholic according to my perfect dating app.

Sweetie I am like, almost, like, probably more than certainly like - not your type!
I’m sure their are some more full of “bull” than me.
Here.:D
 

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The only thing I'm worried about is the Welsh Minister...What a cock nostrel.......Living in Wales I listened to him yesterday and thought all he is interested in is point scoring against the UK....Fecking idiot. He kept refer to the UK government.....Now last time I looked Wales was part of the U.K......He needs to be outsted.....
 
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foibles

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Don’t u worry about ze shower cap and ze goggles, ive cornered ze market!
Fishing for bullies!????
Is that what u do in your spare time?
Far canal.
I thought you were just an alcoholic according to my perfect dating app.

Sweetie I am like, almost, like, probably more than certainly like - not your type!
I’m sure their are some more full of “bull” than me.
Here.:D
Ha... I've not fished in a very long time. Presently illegal too here BTW. I just recall when i lived in benowa for a short while most waterways had reminders of the resident shark population. I remember seeing quite a few people trying to land them from the waterways onto a balcony above. It was often as not a backpacker thing to do...
 

Wattie

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Well, she'd have been even more disgusted had they been jamaican....... As detailed below...

A man decides to throw a fancy dress party, and the theme for the party would be emotion.
The evening comes around and he hears the doorbell go. Opening the door he finds one of his friends wearing green clothes, green skin and green hair.
"Great what are you?"
"I'm green with envy.
They both have a laugh and he's invited in. Minutes later the doorbell goes again, he opens it to find a woman wearing a pink bikini with a massive pink feather boa wrapped around herself.
"Fantastic what are you."
"My dear I am tickled pink!"
They laugh and she's invited in. Soon enough the party is in full swing and the doorbell goes again. The bloke opens the door to find two Jamaicans standing there, one naked with a pear on his knob and the other also naked with his * dangling in a bowel of custard.
"What the **** are you?"
"Well I have cum in dis pear and my friend is ** dis custard."
Best ever!
 

Wattie

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Ha... I've not fished in a very long time. Presently illegal too here BTW. I just recall when i lived in benowa for a short while most waterways had reminders of the resident shark population. I remember seeing quite a few people trying to land them from the waterways onto a balcony above. It was often as not a backpacker thing to do...
Not unless they were bait!
 

Wattie

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Ha... I've not fished in a very long time. Presently illegal too here BTW. I just recall when i lived in benowa for a short while most waterways had reminders of the resident shark population. I remember seeing quite a few people trying to land them from the waterways onto a balcony above. It was often as not a backpacker thing to do...
Wtf said I was illegal?
Keep your problems to yourself.
Me illegal? That was just a rumor!

Was it the tossers on the 28.th floor?

jealous......honestly, should have seen it. I needed a Biggera apartment.
 

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Airports AND ports according to this morning's Times.

This could really screw up one of my projects starting on Monday.
Early June need commissioning engineers from Europe and the US.
If it's true, my customer will postpone the start of the project, but we have 4 companies mobilised from Monday, some coming out of furlough just for this job, and the new line currently on a ship coming from America that can't turn around! Its a new food production line too.
 
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