Karting Kock-up.

[dem maser]

Gary barlow is fat aint he??

 

[Andyk]

My sister loves him...I don't get it myself.

 

[dem maser]

He aint handsome...hes a manc...

 

[Emtee]

Sorry, not Gary Barlow....... Gary Glitter?

 

[dem maser]

Thats tooo far miles toooo far... I love kids but not in that way..oh we talking bout looks...hes still ugly **** sake id settle for an average man like george michael hes handsome aint he??

 

[GransportFan1]

I think Wayne Rooney is handsome.

 

[dem maser]

I think Wayne Rooney is handsome.

Boots opticians are half price

 

[GransportFan1]

I was joking dem, he is an absolute ars3hole to say the least, i could actually punch him.

 

[dem maser]

I dont like coleen either so they good together

 

[GransportFan1]

i saw Coleen not long ago, was on a night out in Wilmslow, i think she is a decent person really and she has a nice way with people, it is Wayne who is the knob.

 

[dem maser]

Looks i dont like

 

[GransportFan1]

she aint stunning but she aint a minger.

 

[dem maser]

Not my type

 

[Emtee]

Adam I'm out on the Raz again tomorrow in central Manchester. Meal at San somethig-or-other round the corner from Kendals and then pubs. Staying over at the Picadilly I think? Fancy a pint?

 

[dem maser]

You party goer miles!!

 

[Emtee]

You party goer miles!!

Moi?............... I have Manchester tomorrow, works do on Friday, friends do on Saturday and then family do on Sunday! You don't have a spare liver do you Dem?

 

[dem maser]

Ill sell it to you.....il take your larini for it

 

[Emtee]

You have Larini's Dem? I'll sell you my old Lambda's.......

 

[dem maser]

Yours sound so much better...... Like a 747..... Ill take the lambda for a kidney

 

[Emtee]

Hang on, I need livers, lot's of livers, with a nice Chianti and Fava beans..........