Mayan prophesies and this week's work ethic

Felonious Crud

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According to some interpretations of the Mayan calendar the world will end this Friday. The magnetic poles will reverse, we'll all be drowned in a huge tsunami unless we live over 2,000 feet above sea level, a strange new planet will emerge from behind the sun and a large snake will eat us. Or something like that.

On that basis should I:

a) carry on working my butt off and trying to get ready for Christmas
b) max out the credit cards on whatever I fancy maxing them out on
c) clear off to a tropical beach with the family and enjoy the end of days with a cocktail in my hand.

On balance I'm inclined to the first option.

What plans have you all got?

/Adam
 

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.....and what about little green men.........ghosts.........walking under ladders....pinch of salt and stuff........................


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.....and what about little green men.........ghosts.........walking under ladders....pinch of salt and stuff........................


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You'll be telling me there is no Santa nor the Easter Bunny next Frank!
 

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It's all bollox, and I'll post 'it's all bollox' again on Saturday. Have a good week.
 

Felonious Crud

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It's all bollox, and I'll post 'it's all bollox' again on Saturday. Have a good week.

Are you saying I need to knuckle down and get some work done, Ian? Mayan bollox aside, Matt's suggestion that there is no Santa or Easter Bunny is very upsetting. I can barely concentrate now.

(No Santa..? NOOOO!!!)
 

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...in reality guys...theres no nothing....except the moment we live in..................mans imagination and frailties.......

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CatmanV2

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Meh. I'll be at the office party. I intend to be unable to tell if the world has ended or not :)

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BennyD

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Me too! I am hoping to get in such a state that Xmas will pass without me noticing it, or the end of the world!
 

Felonious Crud

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Excellent! - seems we have a consistent and solid SM contempt for the prophesies of the doom-mongers. :)
 

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how about a drive through the worlds best race track AKA central / southern France? lets leave now, the sun is shining and the Gorge du Verdon would be the right place for it all to come crashing down.... :)

FWIW for any you fellow closet geeks out there, there is no Mayan end-of-the-word prediction. its a total myth. basically, its like suggesting Robbie Williams has predicted the end of the world because his calender ends in December
 

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...as Ian said...all Bollox..........so why to people/media/cultures persist with this errant nonsense??!!


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CatmanV2

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...as Ian said...all Bollox..........so why to people/media/cultures persist with this errant nonsense??!!


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Erm, because that's media's raison d'etre. At least these days. While a person may be intelligent and analytical, people are stupid, weak willed and easily led.

Think that covers it all ;)

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It will come to an end...government know it, they are hiding in a spaceship....
Cant tell us as there will be outrage....
 

Felonious Crud

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Erm, because that's media's raison d'etre. At least these days. While a person may be intelligent and analytical, people are stupid, weak willed and easily led.

Think that covers it all ;)

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I'm weak-willed and easily-led! But only when it comes to things which are hugely good fun and have engines or which are hugely good fun until the following morning. As far as what I read in the papers is concerned it's all a load of old shite half the time. Still, the thought of Russians buying up candles and vodka, lunatics heading to a remote French village to be collected by a UFO and Americans buying up nuclear shelters makes me smile.
 

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And therein lies the problem; the Russians, the french and the Americans. What could possibly go wrong?
 

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....so are you saying we are all German...... C....;)...?


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Nope, we are clearly a collective of individual persons, as opposed to a group of people. Simples!

Now. Someone lead me (weakly) to the hugely good fun large engined thing, and thence to a bar, where I will attempt to reach an advanced stage of stupidity by the repeated imbibing of fermented vegetable products. ;)

C