Men in tights

urbanmaser

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Rumour has it that Matt intends to do a mega ride with me using this (see below)........Only way he will keep up MAYBE


[video=youtube;bKHz7wOjb9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w[/video]
 
Parisien

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Gas powered............like flatulence .....you know....holding a lighter near backside as you waft along.....Peter?

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urbanmaser

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Parisien said:
Which means UM....you'll get there quicker than if you took the Maser....;).....;)


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Ok you laugh my friend but if I was buying the Ghibili it would be the S and not the V6...........just cos I have tho have the fastest..........I am undisputed fastest pensioner on the planet
 
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urbanmaser said:
Ok time for the professionals to appear. Bianchi Infinito Italian flag colours and a super fit lycra clad rider.........It was this picture that inspired Matt ............................Men in lycra stick together
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Men in *velcro* stick together, men in Lycra use Sudafed, apparently....

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What started as a lovely thread about wholesome healthy transport fast descends into the gutter. Well, done SM! This is what I love about this forum.

Anyway, Matt, you weren't tempted by the bike with the basket on the front..? :smile:
 
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urbanmaser said:
Ok you laugh my friend but if I was buying the Ghibili it would be the S and not the V6...........just cos I have tho have the fastest..........I am undisputed fastest pensioner on the planet
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In that case, there must be an awful lot of f*cking slow ones about!! Check out the squashed flys on the back of his GS.
 
CatmanV2

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AdamN said:
What started as a lovely thread about wholesome healthy transport fast descends into the gutter. Well, done SM! This is what I love about this forum.

Anyway, Matt, you weren't tempted by the bike with the basket on the front..? :smile:
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It's a talent, Andy :)

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urbanmaser

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AdamN said:
What started as a lovely thread about wholesome healthy transport fast descends into the gutter. Well, done SM! This is what I love about this forum.

Anyway, Matt, you weren't tempted by the bike with the basket on the front..? :smile:
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Adam you are dead right........ try a thread like this on any other Maserati forum and you would all be banished to the wilderness. Here we all love our cars and we have a mutual respect for each other but thank goodness we have not had a sense of humour bypass
 
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drewf said:
SudaCREM, not Sudafed! :D

I'm not smearing nasal decongestant on my *rse for anyone...
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Drew, don't knock it until you've tried it..............................Don't think I'll be trying it mind you...
 
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Ok off out on my first biggy, 20 mile circuit of the country lanes. It should take 2hrs but I do have to try and pass a rather nice country pub.

Ill report back to let you know how it went.
 
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