Terrible Jokes Thread
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At work earlier today, just me and a colleague in and we're installing new network switches. He asks for a screwdriver.
Flathead, pozi or vodka?
Flathead, pozi or vodka?
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Bus-driver was 'fixing' the broke-down bus, using his pocket knife. Lady passenger, who always carried a screwdriver in her handbag for protection, could see he was having trouble. She asked "Would you like a screwdriver?"
He replied "That's very nice of you to offer, but I'm running late as it is".
He replied "That's very nice of you to offer, but I'm running late as it is".
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Cop: What do you do for a living? Where are you going? Whose car is this?
Keith: Mine.
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Two Nuns in a bath. One says "Where's the soap"? The other replies "Yes it does doesn't it"
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You built your new pub yet, Ash and I are itching to come round
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Im going to need some help with that one?
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Wear's
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Nope still not with it. I may need slides?
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They wouldn't be suitable for this forum...
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And 'slides' being a good word to use...any nearer?
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Yep, wear out rather than wear clothes. Gotcha!